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IML — Travel day, Friday

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Traveling from San Diego is a little like going somewhere on a sailboat. You tend to leave early in the morning to get anywhere by late afternoon.

And this trip was no different! I had to be at the airport by about 5:00 am. So, daddy and I were up at 4:00 am, and headed out the door at 4:30.

He dropped me off at the airport, and I navigated my way through security and found my gate. When I fly South West, there are a number of restaurants to eat at early in the morning. Sadly, in the United terminal, there is Starbucks, and that’s pretty much it. Starbucks wasn’t even open!

So I sat there watching as people stood in line for a shop that wasn’t open. By the time it was open, the line stretched half way back to the checkpoint. So, I went over to the convenience store and grabbed a snickers bar and water.

I was really glad that I did, as the flight was “to short” to serve real food!

For the first time, I had a flight that had a 2 year old sitting next to me. She was well behaved for about half the flight, and then started crying. Loudly!

I noticed an e,pry seat further back in the plane, and made the hard decision. Risk missing my contacting flight to retain a portion of my insanity. I moved. It was a relatively peaceful flight after that..

We arrived in Denver a few minutes early, and OMG, they had a smoking area IN THE TERMINAL! I love the Denver airport! So I ran to the area, smoked,and then headed to my connecting flight with about 10 mi it’s to spare.

I landed in Chicago and missed Dakota by about 30 minutes. We chatted by text for a few minutes while I made my way to transportation.

I arrived at the hotel in the company of Mike Tattresel. It was funny because we met up and started talking without realizing that we had talked that morning via Facebook! He was great company on the way to IML.

I met up with. Dakota and Kim, and we got me settled in the room.

First item on the agenda — FOOD! Because yet again, my flight to Chicago was deemed to short to serve food, and a smoke was more important than eating!

We ate ate houlihans, a little pub close to the hotel. It was good food, and great company with Dana, Dakota, and Kim!

We returned to the hotel, and, started running in to people I knew, so getting back to the room was a challenge! I received a text from Adam, asking if I had made it in, since he had received questions about where I was since the rest of the family had already been visible. — there is nothing quite like having family keep track of their boy 🙂

Friday night was opining ceremonies for IML, and we sat with Mama Sandy Reinhart (please forgive spelling if it is not correct). She is an amazing woman who has worked hard for our community throughout the country.

After opening ceremonies, we changed, and I spent the evening catching up with friends and family from across the country, and catching up with many of the contestants for IML that I have met in my travels — people who are both friends and family.

For being tired when I arrived I was stunned to realize that the time had flown, and at 4:00 am, I was finally headed to my room.

Saturday was going to be a fun day!

So Cal Leather Woman Funnies

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Tiger says I’m now going to go lay on the man with the big fishing pole

Tiger says okay now I’ve got a park this monster. Stand back i don’t know how big it gets!

I don’t know what you’re doing but it’s making my clit twitch sez tiger

There’s a booby towel down so Wish can take her eyelashes off

Daddy sez that’s what you can call brownies with vanilla ice cream brownie Spoog

That was a tweetable offense Tiger sez we should just open a bar called Spoog

Joanne sez go big or go home! we need a picture of that says Tiger

Daddy said what are you doing Wish then he said you just need to drop it in the hole

Tiger says I was way more relaxed than I thought I would be and I replied are you sure you aren’t confusing relaxed with tired?

Gotta love it!

Daddy says get in the van Captain But crack

Tiger sez — never shave your ass before a road trip!

Tiger sez: why isn’t that working? Did I put it in the wrong hole?

All this time we thought it was wish’s phone. Turns out that it was her orgasm alert from her little electric buddy.

There’s all these short people around– oh my god we are in Oz! And we just ate at Ozzies!

We just found the limit on what I will or will not tweet.

The dyke (tiger) just said it’s better when he does it.

Cum on the van! Oh wait a minute that doesn’t sound right … Bryan step away from the keyboard.

Good! Her ass is leaving! I was so tired of looking at it! — to the gold Honda that would not let us in front of her in the HOV lanes

That joke is going to need a c-section. I clearly can’t deliver it.

The trees have been manscaped!

Daddy was asked how do you flog with your shoulder injured? I answered, boy flog, how else do you think he does it? I might be in trouble 🙂

Wow his rims are yellow! His tires are onto water sports! Quick, someone piss on them. Quote from Daddy!