Folsom funnies

Tiger almost did nonconsensual fire play on daddy's pubes. She thought that there were stray threads coming out of his cod piece! We went to a sushi place and looked at the menu. We decided to have Italian because daddy & tiger could not get meatloaf & mashed potatoes at the sushi place. I can't get my pants off... Why? Because I am still sitting on them. (It really is time to go to bed -- at 9:00 pm Sunday night. Tiger got topped by the hotel room! Tiger wanted to know if she had a spot on her shoulder. We looked and looked but didn't see it. "oh" she says, "maybe it was on the other shoulder." So she shows me her back and asks if there is a mark? I touch the spot, asking is that it? Apparently, she answered "Oww!"